Folks have already discussed a similar issue, see ( colon here can provoke emoji )
You would need to click on the Blue Link above to read the rest, or enter http://forum.inductiveautomation.com/t/launch-client-without-client-launcher/23136
The only other idea I have for you is to try the weather in Phoenix, sorry.
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